Found this quiz somewhere. You all should know how much I love quizzes by now! xD
Let us make this a Full Metal Alchemist edition, in celebration of my mother's recent turn into a FMA fangirl!
1. Roy Mustang
2. Alphonse Elric [Human, I may note]
3. Edward Elric
4. Riza Hawkeye
5. Winry Rockbell
6. Envy
7. Wrath
8. Rose
9. Fletcher Tringham
10. Maes Hughes
Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.
What would you do if:
1. Number 5 was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
Run away. >.<
2. You came home one day and found Number 3 and Number 7 in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
Aww, little Edo and the cutie Wrath are drunk in my house? Aww...
Wait, that's not legal! DD:
-Ed yells at me for callin' him little- >w<
3. Number 8 offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
Do it, you pink-haired girl. You scare and confuse me but I love you at the same time. D<
4. Number 2 showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
Al! -Fangirl glomp!-
I'd get suspended, duh. >.<
5. You accidentally saw Number 10 wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?
Hughes!!!!
You might wanna go find Gracia, or I might fan-girl rape 'chu.
6. Number 3 insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
Edo? Aww!
Is he planning on killing meh or something?
7. Number 9 killed Number 4 right in front of you?
WTF.
W.T.F.
Flecther killing someone? Let alone Riza? Impossible! It must be Envy! D:
Would you allow:
1. Number 6 to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
Hell no! Envy, stay away from my precious house! D:
2. Number 1 to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
NO!
Roy would kill my mouth!
3. Number 10 and Number 5 to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?
Hughes: "LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER! LOOK! LOOOOKKKKK! ISN'T SHE SO CUTTTEE? <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3! SHE IS SO AMAZING!"
Winry: "Oh God, kill me."
<3
4. Number 8 to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
Uhm, okay then Roze. Go ahead, I guess. o.o;
5. Number 2 to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
Yes. Al could use alchemy, right? <3
6. Number 4 to set you up on a date with Number 9?
That, sir, would make me pedophile. Riza, I think you may need to sort out some issues. Is this because Fletcher killed you earlier?
7. Number 1 and Number 3 to operate heavy machinery together?
Roy and Ed operate heavy machinery? Do you REALLY want to trust these two with heavy machinery? o.o
Relationship Section:
1. Number 5 asks Number 2 out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
I love you. Seriously. If the roles were reversed, it'd be even better, but I can work with what you gave me. <3
*Is a total AlxWinry shpper*
2. Number 7 asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
Of course I would! Aww! <3
3. Number 8 and Number 9 are fighting over you. What happens now?
WRRRYYY?
No seriously. Why would Roze and Fletcher fight over me? x_x
4. Number 1 tries to kiss you. What do you do?
Not me, Ed! D<
Nah, I'd so kiss Roy. I'm too much of a fan-girl. <3
5. Number 3 confesses his secret love for Number 5. What do you think of this?
Blahh. No Winry, wrong Elric! D:
6. Number 6 is cheating on Number 7 with Number 3, and you find out about it. What do you do?
Envy is cheating on Wrath with Edo?
Smells like rape to me. D:
7. Number 4 proposes to you. Your reaction?
...Whut?
Riza is too stoic for me, I like loud people.
Also, I'm pretty sure she's straight, and has a thing for the Colonel.
Random Nonsense:
1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
Ed put him there for fun!

Ah Roy, I laugh at you.
2. What if Number 2 tied Number 4 to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until s/he cried?
Al? What in the hell? All throwing rocks at people, Riza crying... how OOC. o.o
3. ...and then Number 8 and Number 5 danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
Why is it always the girls you do this to? I wanted yaoi here! xD
Actually, that sounds kinda sexy. [Oh God, my gay is showing.]
4. Number 10 has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
Sound more like something that'd happen to Roy, not Hughes. >.<
5. Would YOU tell Number 9 to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE, I SWEAR!
Stop asking me if I'd do stuff to Wrath and Fletcher. D':
6. What was Number 6 in prison for?
For killing people, and being a shape-shifting bastard.

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
"JESUS FUCK, RIZA! WHAT THE HELL ON EARTH? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE AND SENSE. FAGDFJDOGDSFJ!"
Same principle as the one above, just different questions, so I'm going with the same characters.
**DO NOT LOOK AHEAD AT THE QUESTIONS! IT WILL RUIN THE QUIZ!**
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
1.Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Punch him. Then feel bad.
I don't wake up well. D:
2. Number 2 asked u 2 go out with him?
No, Al. Winry is who you want. WINRY!!!
3. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Scream at him and cover myself. xD
Sorry Edo~
4. Number 4 cooked you dinner?
/sigh.
Riza, have you lost your mind?
5. Number 5 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Lie beside her. I wouldn't molest her or anything! She's Winry! >/////<
6. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Probably a mental ward. Silly girl.
Get her a Rose? /badpun
7. Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Envy, pretending to be Fletcher is mean!
8. Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Whyyy? T_T
I didn't attack you last time! D:
-WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?-
1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 do?
Catch them on fireeee!

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 You manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
Helps me, gets me to a hospital. Sweet boy. >///<
3. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Ed would give me... he would give me... uhhh...
I don't know! Dx
4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 do?
Douse the flames/call a fire department.
Yay, a slightly more Riza-sounding Riza!
5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?
Lol at me.
6. You're about to marry Number 10 What's Number 6's reaction?
Six really doesn't give two shits.
I couldn't marry Hughes! He has his wife Gracia and his daughter Elysia! D:
7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 cheer you up?
Sit there and be cute. <3
8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 calm you down?
She doesn't. >.<
9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 support you?
Be cuteee! Aww, Fletcher! I'm not being a pedo on you right now!
10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 do?
Talk about his daughter, completely ignoring my hysterical laughing. <3
-RELATIONSHIP PART-
1. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of.
Tall, dark, handsome. Hm, I guess so! xP
2. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 Your reaction?
"... lol whut?"
AlxFlectcher, eh? Damn you all! D:
3. You're dating Number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
my mother would faint from Edo fan girlness, my dad would get pissed off at his attitude. Joy joy! <3
4. Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Riza loves... Fletcher? RIZA LOVES FLETCHER?!
Oh God, I think the world just died.
5. Number 6 appears to be a player, s/he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Nothing. Do you think I'm going to try to stop ENVY, for Christ sake?!
6. You had a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
...Wrathy, hun, I'm like a big sis', okay? xD
7. Number 8 thinks s/he'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Why is Roze bitching to me?
8. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confess their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
Sound like Fletcher, I guess, but...
Damn it, BIG SISTER, BIG SISTER! D:
-FRIENDSHIP PART-
1. Could Number 1 and Number 6 be soul mates?
No. Just... no.
2. Would Number 2 trust Number 5
'Course!
3. Number 3 wants to go shopping, will Number 7 come along?
As long as Ed isn't going to rip off his arms, sure!
4. Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?
o.o
I couldn't even fathom the complexity of that situation.
5. Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
... Mechanical Alchemy? o.o
6. If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Nothing, they would catch the house on fire when they started to attack each other. <3
7. Number 7 and Number 9 apply for a job. What job?
A mascot of cuteness? o.o;
8. Number 8 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that OK?
Yes, yes it is.
9. Number 9 sketches what Number 6's perfect boyfriend should look like.
Lol, Envy's gay and Fletcher is sketching his potential boyfriend?
...Why does that seem so in-character? o.o
10. Number 10 and Number 8 blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
That's my question, really. I can't think of anything! Dx
I'm dead tired! 'Night!